Fakin'

As we were shopping for our weekly healthy items, I stopped to say hello to my old friend, Bacon. I miss you, I said sadly. Then I looked over at a section of turkey bacon. I called my hubby over. " look at this turkey, trying to be bacon!" He smiled. " I mean, really. Why does the turkey bacon need one of those fat viewing windows anyway? " Will turkey bacon ever measure up to the real thing really? I think not, and I told it so as I walked away. I'm not falling for that fakin' bacon!  But boy, the real thing sounds so good!!