Tried and True Ways to Beat the Blues

Here are some of my own special unorthodox remedies for beating the blues. They're coming to you hot off my weird little mind. These are tried and true, never released before!


1. Crank up your music VERY loud and dance like you're on fire. Undies optional.
2. Drag everything out of your walk-in closet and just walk in there.
3. Tattoo a message on your body with a sharpie. Challenge your spouse to find it!
4. Lay on the floor with dog treats on your back. Whistle for the dog and see what happens.
5. Hide behind the couch and surprise attack your husband....yell COWABUNGA!
6. Put cheese on every single thing you eat in one day just to see how it tastes.
7. Wave at strangers as if you know them. Honk in the school parking lot
8. Strike up a conversation with a mannequin at Penney's.
9. Stick straws in your nose and cross your eyes. Take a picture and make a poster for your wall.
10. Pinch your nose and call your friend on the phone. When she asks what's wrong with your voice, say "NUTTING, WHY?"
11. See how many weird noises you can make, then practice them in church
12. Put your hair in piggy tails and paint freckles on your nose
13. Sing at the top of your lungs while sitting at the stoplight. Sing off key!
14. Dance with your mop. Be careful when you dip.
15. Answer your phone in a foreign language. Pretend to be Hildi the maid.
16. Imagine everyone bald or in bright yellow banana suits
17. Eat lots of beans, take a few Gas-x, then go visit the in-laws.
18. Pick your nose in public
19. Introduce yourself to a stranger as "Anita Hug" and see what happens.
20. Call 911 just to say "hi"
21. Answer every question with a question.
22. Watch a Jerry Lewis movie and try to talk like him
23. Watch a Jim Carrey movie and try to make faces like him
24. Last but not least, take a bath, imagine the bubbles are your troubles. Sit back and laugh while you pop them all!

If none of these work for you, call me and we'll cook up some fun things to do!